Kinky Keychains - Double-Sided MDF

Your keys already know too much. Give them something to say. Kinky Keychains put queer jokes, poppers bottles, and molecular designs on a small, double-sided MDF keychain you can clip to your keys or bag.

One keychain per order quantity. Choose from 15 designs, including:

• Driving credentials: Top Who Can't Drive, Verse Who Can't Drive, Bottom Who Can't Drive, Shutup and Drive, and I Brake for Twinks.
• Personal statements: Looking for a Bump, uHaul Platinum Membership, Flawless Lawless and Braless, and Luigi Trust.
• Bottles and molecules: Rush, Double Scorpio, and Jungle Juice bottle designs, plus the three unlabeled molecular designs shown in the options.

The details

• 2.35 × 1.57 inches.
• MDF wood with a full-color dye-sublimation print on both sides.
• Lobster-clasp keyring included.
• I print, press, and pack each keychain in Washington, DC.

A little something for the friend getting new apartment keys, the passenger princess, or the second date with suspiciously ambitious moving plans. Select the design name shown in the product options and add each choice separately.

Have a custom idea? Message me before ordering so I can confirm what's possible. For the same sense of humor on your table, see my Poppers Bottle Ceramic Coasters.

I make each order in Washington, DC. Allow 5–7 business days for production, plus shipping time. Custom orders may take longer while I wait for your details. See my DEMONIC DISPATCHES (Shipping Policy) for shipping methods and delivery information.