Boob Type Coasters | Tata Taxonomy Funny Gift DC

🏆 Finally. Representation for every chest.

Six boob types, immortalized in bold line art and named with the reverence they've always deserved. A taxonomy for the rest of us — funny, body-positive, and unbothered by the idea that breasts come in one approved shape.

Color-customizable and handmade in DC, these are the coasters your group chat didn't know it needed. Buy the set, start the debate about which one you are.

🍸 Buy any 4 coasters, get $4 off — mix and match designs across the shop; the discount comes off automatically at checkout.

🎨 Color Selections — Read Before Adding to Cart

Pick a Color Design or Color Design / Color Coaster variant and two text fields appear right on this page — type your line art / design color and coaster background color before adding to cart. No emails, no waiting. Choosing Black Design / White Coaster? You're set — skip the boxes.

Need help picking? I use Coolors.co for palettes — generate a scheme, browse trending combos, or just type a vibe in the box and I'll run with it.

The Lineup

🏀 #1 Big Ballers — Classic, elegant, doing the absolute most at all times. Main character energy in ceramic form.
⌛ #2 Curvy Cans — All curves, no apologies. The hourglass the rest of the set is quietly jealous of.
📏 #3 Lengthy Ladies — Long, languid, built for a slow afternoon. Gravity is a suggestion they politely decline.
✨ #4 Petite Perkies — Small but mighty, never overlooked. Punches above its weight and looks good doing it.
🦅 #5 Wide Wobos — Going their own way, unbothered. The freebird of the collection — would leave the party early to sit on a roof somewhere.
⚜️ #6 Varying Va-vas — Asymmetry is character. Two of a kind that were never meant to match, and better for it.
🗃️ #7 Discontinued Designs — The ones that didn't make the catalog but earned a cult following anyway. Ask nicely.

🛠️ Product Details

Material: High-gloss ceramic tile with cork backing
Size: 4" — circle or square ceramic tile
Print Method: Dye sublimation — permanently heat-infused, vibrant, scratch-resistant, fade-proof
Care: Wipe clean with a damp cloth. Heat-resistant for hot and cold drinks. Not dishwasher or microwave safe.
Handmade in Washington, DC 🏛 — made and packed by one person, never factory-printed. Small variations are part of the process.
LGBTQ+ owned & operated

📬 How Ordering Works

Order — Pick your design, shape, and (for color versions) your colors right on this page.
Received & confirmed — I get your order and confirm everything's clear. If anything's missing, I'll reach out.
Made to order, by hand — printed, pressed, and quality-checked just for you. Current production time is 2–3 business days.
Approval photo (optional) — want eyes on it before it ships? Just ask. Skip it if you'd rather be surprised.
Shipped — packed by hand and on its way, with tracking.

✦ Perfect For

🎀 Bachelorette parties that refuse to be tasteful
💜 The feminist friend who frames everything as a statement (correctly)
🏠 A housewarming gift with a sense of humor
😏 Anyone who's tired of pretending all chests look the same

👀 Pairs With: Dick Types Coasters · Sapphic Line Art Coasters · Sapphic Renaissance Coasters

🛒 Looking for a different design? Browse the full collection →

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I customize the colors?
Pick a "Color Design" or "Color Coaster" variant and two text fields appear on this page — type your line art color and coaster color before adding to cart.

Circle or square?
Your call, same price. Pick the shape at checkout.

Can I order the full set?
Please. Add four or more and the buy-4-save-$4 discount applies automatically — the complete taxonomy is the move.

Is this meant to be funny or sincere?
Both. It's body-positive and a bit, simultaneously. That's the whole point.

What if it arrives damaged or wrong?
Message me with a photo and I'll make it right.

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