Gay Animal Archetypes Ceramic Coaster

Your gay horoscope is a whole damn zoo. These coasters turn familiar gay animal types—and a few questionable additions—into a personality quiz for your coffee table. Each one pairs rainbow geometric line art with a short dictionary-style definition: part affectionate roast, part painfully accurate read.

Pick the one that calls you out, assign one to the friend who insists he's a wolf, or build a whole set for your chosen zoo.

Find your animal

Pig · Cub · Bear · Otter · Flamingo · Giraffe · Snake · Bull · Wolf · Dolphin · Fox · Raccoon · Goat · Pup

Choose your animal from the dropdown. Each coaster is sold individually; add each design separately to build a mixed set. The definition is printed on the coaster beneath the animal.

Coaster deal: Add four or more eligible coasters from Coaster Coven and get $8 off automatically at checkout. Unlimited discounts per order. Mix designs or repeat a favorite.

Made for the next round

• Round, 4-inch ceramic coaster with a glossy black printed face and rainbow animal artwork.
• Cork backing helps protect your table.
• I print and heat-press each coaster in Washington, DC, using dye sublimation.
• Wipe clean with a damp cloth. No dishwasher or microwave.

I make each order in Washington, DC. Allow 5–7 business days for production, plus shipping time. See my DEMONIC DISPATCHES (Shipping Policy) for shipping methods and delivery information.