It's just me back here — one person, one set of keys. No data department, no marketing team quietly renting out your inbox. I don't sell your information, I don't trade it, and I don't share it with anyone for their own use. I collect the bare minimum I need to get your order to you, keep the site running, and email the handful of people who actually asked to be emailed. That's the whole list.

Everything I do with your data — and everything I refuse to do with it — is written out across the pages below, in plain language, because you shouldn't need a law degree to know what happens to your stuff.

Not sure which page you need? Here's the map: Terms are the rules of the shop. The Legal Notice is the boring-but-important part about warranties and liability. The Private Pact covers your data and cookies. DICKS grades everyone who ever touches your info. The rest is shipping and returns.