{"product_id":"dick-types-ceramic-coasters","title":"Dick Types Ceramic Coasters | Funny Penis Art | Adult Humor Gift | LGBTQ+ Home Decor | Handmade DC","description":"\u003ch2\u003e😏 Your coffee table has been too tasteful for too long.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eTen anatomical varieties, each with an irreverent name and zero shame, rendered in clean line art on high-gloss ceramic. 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You're set — skip the boxes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNeed help picking? I use \u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/coolors.co\"\u003eCoolors.co\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e for palettes — generate a scheme, browse trending combos, or just type a vibe in the box and I'll run with it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Lineup\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🍌 \u003cstrong\u003e#1 Banana\u003c\/strong\u003e — Curved, confident, and gone slightly soft by Thursday. Photographs well, bruises easily.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e💘 \u003cstrong\u003e#2 Boyfriend\u003c\/strong\u003e — Reliable, a little needy, shows up exactly when you'd stopped waiting. The one you'd bring home to the group chat.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🍾 \u003cstrong\u003e#3 Champagne Cork\u003c\/strong\u003e — Festive, celebratory, and over before you've finished pouring. 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The ancients knew.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🌲 \u003cstrong\u003e#9 Tree Trunk\u003c\/strong\u003e — Wide, grounded, and not remotely to scale. Old growth. Protected by at least one local ordinance.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🧀 \u003cstrong\u003e#10 Wedge\u003c\/strong\u003e — Stout, dependable, unbothered by your expectations. Pairs well with lemon, lime, and low standards.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003e🛠️ Product Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e High-gloss ceramic tile with cork backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 4\" — circle or square ceramic tile\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrint Method:\u003c\/strong\u003e Dye sublimation — permanently heat-infused, vibrant, scratch-resistant, fade-proof\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Wipe clean with a damp cloth. Heat-resistant for hot and cold drinks. Not dishwasher or microwave safe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHandmade in Washington, DC\u003c\/strong\u003e 🏛 — made and packed by one person, never factory-printed. Small variations are part of the process.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLGBTQ+ owned \u0026amp; operated\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003e📬 How Ordering Works\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOrder\u003c\/strong\u003e — Pick your design, shape, and (for color versions) colors right on this page.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eReceived \u0026amp; confirmed\u003c\/strong\u003e — I get your order and confirm everything's clear. If anything's missing, I'll reach out.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMade to order, by hand\u003c\/strong\u003e — printed, pressed, and quality-checked just for you. Current production time is 2–3 business days.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eApproval photo (optional)\u003c\/strong\u003e — want eyes on it before it ships? Just ask. Skip it if you'd rather be surprised.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eShipped\u003c\/strong\u003e — packed by hand and on its way, with tracking.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e✦ Perfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎁 The friend whose group chat has no boundaries and somehow even fewer coasters\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🖤 A coffee table that's been tasteful for far too long\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🥂 Bachelorette parties, gag gifts, and housewarmings for people with a sense of humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e😏 Anyone who thinks \"subtle\" is a personal failing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e👀 \u003cstrong\u003ePairs With:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca href=\"\/products\/boob-type-ceramic-coasters\"\u003eTata Taxonomy Coasters\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/products\/kinky-keychains-handmade-dc\"\u003eKinky Keychains\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/products\/male-underwear-model-ceramic-coasters\"\u003eMale Underwear Model Coasters\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e🛒 \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wickedwicksandmore.com\/collections\/all\"\u003eLooking for a different design? 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