{"product_id":"boob-type-ceramic-coasters","title":"Boob Type Ceramic Coasters | The Tata Taxonomy | Funny Feminist Gift | Queer LGBTQ+ Home Decor | Handmade Washington DC","description":"\u003ch2\u003e🏆 Finally. Representation for every chest.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSix boob types, immortalized in bold line art and named with the reverence they've always deserved. A taxonomy for the rest of us — funny, body-positive, and unbothered by the idea that breasts come in one approved shape.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eColor-customizable and handmade in DC, these are the coasters your group chat didn't know it needed. Buy the set, start the debate about which one you are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e🍸 \u003cstrong\u003eBuy any 4 coasters, get $4 off\u003c\/strong\u003e — mix and match designs across the shop; the discount comes off automatically at checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003e🎨 Color Selections — Read Before Adding to Cart\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePick a \u003cstrong\u003eColor Design\u003c\/strong\u003e or \u003cstrong\u003eColor Design \/ Color Coaster\u003c\/strong\u003e variant and two text fields appear right on this page — type your \u003cstrong\u003eline art \/ design color\u003c\/strong\u003e and \u003cstrong\u003ecoaster background color\u003c\/strong\u003e before adding to cart. No emails, no waiting. Choosing \u003cstrong\u003eBlack Design \/ White Coaster\u003c\/strong\u003e? You're set — skip the boxes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNeed help picking? I use \u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/coolors.co\"\u003eCoolors.co\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e for palettes — generate a scheme, browse trending combos, or just type a vibe in the box and I'll run with it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Lineup\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🏀 \u003cstrong\u003e#1 Big Ballers\u003c\/strong\u003e — Classic, elegant, doing the absolute most at all times. Main character energy in ceramic form.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e⌛ \u003cstrong\u003e#2 Curvy Cans\u003c\/strong\u003e — All curves, no apologies. The hourglass the rest of the set is quietly jealous of.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e📏 \u003cstrong\u003e#3 Lengthy Ladies\u003c\/strong\u003e — Long, languid, built for a slow afternoon. Gravity is a suggestion they politely decline.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✨ \u003cstrong\u003e#4 Petite Perkies\u003c\/strong\u003e — Small but mighty, never overlooked. Punches above its weight and looks good doing it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🦅 \u003cstrong\u003e#5 Wide Wobos\u003c\/strong\u003e — Going their own way, unbothered. The freebird of the collection — would leave the party early to sit on a roof somewhere.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e⚜️ \u003cstrong\u003e#6 Varying Va-vas\u003c\/strong\u003e — Asymmetry is character. Two of a kind that were never meant to match, and better for it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🗃️ \u003cstrong\u003e#7 Discontinued Designs\u003c\/strong\u003e — The ones that didn't make the catalog but earned a cult following anyway. Ask nicely.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003e🛠️ Product Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e High-gloss ceramic tile with cork backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 4\" — circle or square ceramic tile\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrint Method:\u003c\/strong\u003e Dye sublimation — permanently heat-infused, vibrant, scratch-resistant, fade-proof\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Wipe clean with a damp cloth. Heat-resistant for hot and cold drinks. Not dishwasher or microwave safe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHandmade in Washington, DC\u003c\/strong\u003e 🏛 — made and packed by one person, never factory-printed. Small variations are part of the process.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLGBTQ+ owned \u0026amp; operated\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003e📬 How Ordering Works\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOrder\u003c\/strong\u003e — Pick your design, shape, and (for color versions) your colors right on this page.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eReceived \u0026amp; confirmed\u003c\/strong\u003e — I get your order and confirm everything's clear. If anything's missing, I'll reach out.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMade to order, by hand\u003c\/strong\u003e — printed, pressed, and quality-checked just for you. Current production time is 2–3 business days.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eApproval photo (optional)\u003c\/strong\u003e — want eyes on it before it ships? Just ask. 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